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Old 04-01-2009, 11:39 AM
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I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy. Emo Philips
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Old 04-01-2009, 12:06 PM
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, That's as good as they're going to feel all day. - Frank Sinatra
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Old 04-01-2009, 12:12 PM
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When I read about the evils of drinking....I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman
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Old 04-01-2009, 12:13 PM
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I don't drink water....fish f*** in it. - Oscar Wilde
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Old 04-01-2009, 12:17 PM
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I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow. Kinky Friedman
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Old 04-01-2009, 12:18 PM
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When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when was drunk. Richard Burton
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No poems can please for long or live that are written by water drinkers. Horace
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It was Ben Franklin...guess I should put my beer down

Imagine a world without beer...NEVERMIND. Barb
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Old 04-01-2009, 12:58 PM
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everybody can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings.
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:01 PM
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:05 PM
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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra
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When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did---Not screaming like everybody else in the car.
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:15 PM
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