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It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:18 PM
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You can always tell a coot --- but you can't tell them much !!! Pauline Penelope Prudence Purpleshutters.
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