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Old 03-04-2009, 10:48 AM
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Default Ideas?

Is it safe to offer up Ideas for the site?

If so here goes one.....

For the dead times how about a Comedy Section where we can post jokes and stuff......Maybe it can be called.....Gamecocks winning lol or something

If it is not ok just disregard this post
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Old 03-04-2009, 12:49 PM
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Two boys are playing football at a park in Greenville,SC when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes a stick and shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, thus saving his friend.

Robert Thorne, a sports reporter, who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. He tells the boy, "I'll title it 'Young Tiger Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal'".

"But I'm not a Tiger fan." the little hero replies.

"Sorry, since we're in Greenville, SC I just assumed you were," says the reporter and he starts writing again. He asks "How does 'Paladin Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack' sound?"

"I'm not a Paladin fan either, " the boy says.

"Oh, I thought everyone here was either for the Tigers or the Paladins. What team do you root for?" the reporter asks.

"I'm a South Carolina Gamecock fan," the boy replies. "They're the best."

Robert smiles, starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes: "Little Bastard Gamecock From Columbia Kills Beloved Family Pet."
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Old 03-04-2009, 01:10 PM
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Mez! You made that up didn't you
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Old 03-04-2009, 01:25 PM
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three gamecock players are riding in a car...who's driving?















the state trooper
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Old 03-04-2009, 05:00 PM
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We didnt even get the fourm and Mez jumps right in.....


I will donate one



What is the last thing a grad at Gamecock U learn just before Graduation






How to say WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT?
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Old 03-09-2009, 11:02 PM
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Mez that is funny stuff right there!!
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Old 03-10-2009, 07:30 AM
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4 Co workers were building the new Bank of America tower in up town Charlotte and each was a fan of a different College

Worker A was a fan of the UNC Tarheels
Worker B was a Fan of NC State Wolfpack
Worker C was a fan of the Clemson Tigers
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Worker D was a fan of USC Gamecocks

So all were at the top of the tower and said ya know I have been thinking of a way to show my undying love for my team

When Worker A jumps off the tower and screams this is for all Tar Heel fans

Then not to be out done worker b jumps and screams this is for all of the NC STate fans out there

Worker C then with out missing a beat pushes worker D off the tower and says to him self that my friends was for EVERY Clemson Fan
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Old 03-10-2009, 09:48 AM
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Q: How do you get a University of South Carolina grad off of your front porch?

A: Pay him for the pizza.
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Old 03-10-2009, 09:51 AM
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Q: Why do University of South Carolina grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?

A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
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Old 03-10-2009, 09:52 AM
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Q: What do you call a South Carolina player with a championship ring?

A: A thief!
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Old 03-10-2009, 09:52 AM
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A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a good South Carolina joke?"

The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs., and I am a South Carolina grad. The guy sitting next to me is 6' 2" tall, weighs 225, and he's a South Carolina grad. And the fella next to him is 6' 5" tall, weighs 250, and he's a South Carolina grad. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?"

The first guy says, "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times."
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One day in an elementary school in Columbia, SC, a teacher asks her class if the South Carolina Gamecocks are their favorite football team. The whole class says yes, except for Little Jimmy.

The teacher asks, "What's your favorite football team Jimmy?"

Little Jimmy says, "The Clemson Tigers "

The teacher asks, "Well, why is that?"

Little Jimmy says, "Well, my dad is a Tiger fan, my mom is a Tiger fan, I guess that makes me a Tiger fan."

The teacher angered by his reply says, "If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot what would that make you?"

Little Jimmy says, "Well, I guess that would make me a South Carolina fan."
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Old 03-10-2009, 09:54 AM
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Q: What's the only sign of intelligent life in Columbia?

A: Clemson: 187 Miles
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Q: How many University of South Carolina freshman does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, it's a senior course.
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Old 03-10-2009, 09:55 AM
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Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the University of South Carolina library?

A: Forty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
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Old 03-10-2009, 11:48 AM
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UNC Joke here


Q: Why did the good lord make the sky Carolina Blue

A: Do you really think he would want us to walk on that crap
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Old 03-11-2009, 09:16 AM
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oooh oooh i have a joke!!!!!

South carolina Football
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Old 03-11-2009, 10:58 AM
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Better one is that Spurrier thought he could do something with that team
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