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Old 03-26-2009, 07:06 AM
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Is It NBA Or NFL?



36
have been accused of spousal abuse

7
have been arrested for fraud

19
have been accused of writing bad checks


117
have directly or indirectly
bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3
have done time for assault
71,
repeat
71 cannot
get a credit card due to bad credit

14
have been arrested on drug-related charges
8
have been arrested for shoplifting

21
currently
are defendants in lawsuits, and

84
have been arrested for drunk driving
in
the last year

Can
you guess which organization this is?

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up yet? . . Scroll down,




Neither,
it's the 435 members of the
United States Congress


The
same group of Idiots that crank out
hundreds of new laws each year
designed to keep the rest of us in line.
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Old 03-26-2009, 07:20 AM
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WOW! There's our leadership.
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Old 03-26-2009, 07:49 AM
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Isn't that confidence inspiring?
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Old 03-26-2009, 08:31 AM
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congressman = greatest job ever

and you only have to be elected once and you're set for life
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Old 03-26-2009, 09:02 AM
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Second only to weathermen. That is the only job I know of that it does not matter if you are ever right.

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Old 03-26-2009, 11:44 AM
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congressman is way better. you only work a few months out of the year and you don't have to actually show up even when you are working. you get vacations all over the world paid by the country. you get your own retirement and you get paid every year forever regardless if you are re-elected or not. its like once a congressman always a congressman. not to mention you can do whatever you want with no regard to the law. and for fun, if you want to talk to some pro athletes you just request their presence and they show up.
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Old 03-26-2009, 11:51 AM
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Yeah but you always have some damn lobbyist trying to force wine women and money on you. Who wants that kind of pressure.
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Old 03-26-2009, 11:52 AM
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lol those damned lobbyist

now that might be the 2nd greatest job...
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Old 03-26-2009, 01:06 PM
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Damn I would love a job as a House member. Easy work, lots o money and the best retirement the American Tax Payer can buy. I've got to find a way into that field!!!
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lol those damned lobbyist

now that might be the 2nd greatest job...
The down side...you might end up dead in a quote un quote suicide. I say take Halle Berry and run as a citizen
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