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Old 03-31-2009, 07:43 PM
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Do any of you work the Cryptoquote puzzles? Sometimes there are some good ones. Here's a few:

"A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's". Jean Paul Richter

"Aim above morality. Be not simply good, be good for something". Henry David Thoreau

"A man who never does anything he doesn't like, rarely likes anything he does". Anonymous

"A ham is simply an actor who has not been successful in repressing his natural instincts". George Nathan

"If you have time to whine and complain about something, then you have the time to do something about it". Anthony D'Angelo
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Old 03-31-2009, 08:23 PM
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The last one is one I try to live by
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Old 03-31-2009, 11:01 PM
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Boy, those are pretty deep
Again, maybe it just me
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Old 04-01-2009, 06:07 AM
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"The human race is in its best condition when it has the greatest degree of liberty." - Dante

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Old 04-01-2009, 06:38 AM
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So all you do is whine or is it just about Dabo. lol
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Old 04-01-2009, 06:40 AM
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? Bob Hope
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Old 04-01-2009, 06:41 AM
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Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. Tom Stoppard
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Old 04-01-2009, 08:26 AM
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Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend. Plautus
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Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes...that way you're a mile away and have his shoes.
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Old 04-01-2009, 10:10 AM
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The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in Government".....Thomas Jefferson.

"Those who would give up essential Liberty to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." .....Ben Franklin.

... and a couple of more humorous ones:

"You're only as young as the woman you feel." Groucho Marx.

"Don't look back; they might be gaining on you." Satchel Paige.
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy...Thomas Jefferson
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Don't remember who said it, but this is one of my faves: "Well behaved women rarely make history"
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:06 AM
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Beer, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems. - Homer J. Simpson
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:15 AM
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Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. Henry Lawson
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:16 AM
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Barb I think that ole Ben Franklin was the author of that one.

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Old 04-01-2009, 11:18 AM
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Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. Kaiser Wilhelm


Barb I think the Kaiser is calling you. lol
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:20 AM
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Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime! Bill Owen
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:23 AM
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I have a beer belly. Christy Turlington



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Beer it whats for supper
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:36 AM
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I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco. Babe Ruth
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