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Old 11-24-2015, 07:57 AM
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Let's hear your best jokes for this rivalry week
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Old 11-24-2015, 09:37 AM
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Old 11-24-2015, 09:42 AM
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I'm pretty sure South Carolina is the joke.
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Old 11-24-2015, 01:10 PM
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Does anybody know why El Cid wore Orange Hats?
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Old 11-24-2015, 02:02 PM
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Does anybody know why El Cid wore Orange Hats?
Lots of teams will have the coaches and players who signal in play calls wear a contrasting color hat to make it easier to find them in a sea of the same color. Same thing as our players who signal plays wearing a dark colored mesh vest.

When we played Notre Dame I saw theirs wore red hats.
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Old 11-24-2015, 02:29 PM
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Lots of teams will have the coaches and players who signal in play calls wear a contrasting color hat to make it easier to find them in a sea of the same color. Same thing as our players who signal plays wearing a dark colored mesh vest.

When we played Notre Dame I saw theirs wore red hats.
I also notice that Venables always wears a different color shirt than the rest of the coaches. Same concept I would think for the players to be able to find him on the sidelines. Or, you could just look for the guy running up and down and jumping on the sidelines.
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USC Jr bus was driving up to clemson when they came across the road sign "Clemson Left", so they went home.
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Old 11-24-2015, 08:23 PM
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Lots of teams will have the coaches and players who signal in play calls wear a contrasting color hat to make it easier to find them in a sea of the same color. Same thing as our players who signal plays wearing a dark colored mesh vest.

When we played Notre Dame I saw theirs wore red hats.
Thanks, I was wondering if it was just that or if they wanted to continue orange crush wave!
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Old 11-24-2015, 08:35 PM
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Here's a few I found, enjoy:

Q: How do you make University of South Carolina cookies?
A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.

Q: Why did Forrest Gump choose 'Bama over South Carolina?
A: He wanted an academic challenge!

Q: If you have a car containing a Gamecocks wide receiver, a Gamecocks linebacker, and a Gamecocks defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.

Q: Why did the South Carolina regents decide to cover Williams-Brice Stadium in cardboard?
A: Because the Gamecocks always look better on paper.

Q: Why do all the trees in Georgia lean north?
A: South Carolina Sucks

Q: Why did the Gamecocks football team cross the road?
A: Because it was easier than crossing the goal line.

Q: What does a South Carolina Gamecocks fan do when his team has won the BCS championship?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

Q: What do you call a South Carolina Gamecock in a BCS bowl game?
A: A referee.

Q: What do South Carolina and Coastal Carolina students have in common?
A: They both got into Coastal Carolina

Q: What's the difference between a South Carolina football player and a dollar? A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar.

Q: Did you hear that South Carolina's football team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.

Q: What are the best four years of an South Carolina Gamecocks grads life?
A: Third grade

Q: What does a South Carolina native and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: What do tornadoes and graduates from the University of South Carolina have in common?
A: They both end up in trailer parks.

Q: What do the University of South Carolina and pot have in common?
A: They both get smoked in bowls!

Q. How do they separate the men from the boys at South Carolina?
A. With a restraining order.

Q. What's the first thing an South Carolina girl does when she wakes up in the morning?
A. Walks home.

Q: What do you call an South Carolina football player with a championship ring? A: A thief!

Q: Why does a Gamecocks fan pour his cereal on a plate?
A: He lost his bowls.

Q: What did the South Carolina female say after sex?
A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!

Q: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Gamecocks fan?
A: The bucket.

Q: Why do they not serve ice in drinks at Gamecocks games anymore?
A: The student who knew the recipe graduated
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Old 11-24-2015, 08:49 PM
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Q-Why do birds fly upside down over Williams Brice?
A-Because it's not worth crapping on!
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Old 11-24-2015, 09:02 PM
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Old 11-24-2015, 11:31 PM
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I could not believe my luck today. Waiting for my sandwich at subway in my Tigers hat, guy behind me asks
"you really think your kitties deserve to be number one"?
I turned, expecting to see garnet, and found it
"yes, I sure do"
"why, you haven't played anything but high school teams"?
"at least we beat ours"

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Q: What does a South Carolina native and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
... uh, editing error?
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What's the difference between an elephant and a gamecock cheerleader?
About 10 lbs.

How do you make up the difference?
Force feed the elephant.
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Q. How many Carolina freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A.None, that's a sophomore course.
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What kind of batteries does it take to shock a Gamecock in Williams Bryce?

One Double A!
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